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May I have an apple? I want an apple! Want some water? I want an apple cookie! I want some! Let me out please! Want to take a shower? Lets take a shower! Want some food! May I have a delivery? One second.( for the door ) What's going on here? No! Just to list a few funny ones. |
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In 2002 he took a road trip to Alaska in a motor home. In
preparation for the trip I call Canadian customs and inquired about brining
a pet bird into the country. The response I received was "Sure as long
as it is only one or two birds there was absolutely no problem to bring an
African Grey Parrot in to Canada. So, we start to drive and eventually
get to the border and customs. All went well and they really didn't
care that I had a parrot in the vehicle. So, we drive from the
entrance on 256 in North Dakota all the way up to the US border in Alaska.
Upon finding out about the parrot with no papers the border patrol said that
I would have to park and come inside with my passport. I did what was
asked of me and to my astonishment, I was told that they would have to
destroy my pet parrot. OK, needles to say I would have never let that
happen. The agent happened to be really nice and said "Well, just make
sure you take care of the paperwork in Anchorage." Well, I totally
didn't think of the paperwork till it was about time to go back to the
US. Long story shortened, paperwork would take 6 to 8
weeks and I was days from departure. My options were few, move
to Alaska, take a ferry or fly him home. Well, he is a great pilot,
but retrieval might be a problem. Just kidding, we did fly home
logging his longest flight. Important message: "Get paper for your
pet before you travel. No matter what type of pet you may have." Shop for Bird products
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